then I fell

Real Madrid CF is no longer Real Madrid CF. It is now officially Real Pandas CF.

You see, it all started with the jokes and jibes regarding the UNICEF logo on Barcelona’s shirts. So now it’s been decided that starting next season Real Madrid will sport WWF’s logo on their kits and will rename the team Real Pandas CF. 

Other changes:
Siestas are now bamboo breaks.
Vamos Zoodrid is a new cheer.
As is Hala Bamboo.
Madridistas no more - we are Pandadristas. 

Here is a sample jersey:

(thanks to tsuki_no_kani on LJ for this)

And here we go, training photos! :)

MESUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT TREE AGAIN

PIPITA LEAVE THAT NICE MAN ALONE

SERGIO THAT IS NOT YOUR TOY

IKER WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE NET

XABI AT LEAST TRY TO LOOK AWAKE

KAKA STOP TUMBLING YOU CAN’T TUMBLE RIGHT NOW

PEPE STOP BEING SUCH A CRAZED BULL

YELLOW CARD TO SERGIO FOR BITING

EXCUSE US IT’S TIME FOR TRAINING WE ARE VERY BUSY NOW

Sadly, Panda Leon is the lonely one off to the side.

AND OUR HEAD COACH

Also, Queen Sofia loves pandas and so she loves Real Panda CF, here she is with two of our two new transfers.

Sometimes we try hard to practice diving like Barcelona, but sadly we just can’t measure up to their standards of beautiful football. It’s hard to dive as a panda. :( 

Also, just look at how deliciously cute our team is…

And that’s all the time we have for today, right now we have to take another siesta, aka bamboo break.

But we were working hard during winter training! VIDEO.

Remember: #RealPandasCF #VamosZoodrid #HalaBamboo #BambooBreaks #Pandadristas #Pandaleon

*Not to be taken seriously. This post is a compilation of many brilliantly funny tweets and photos. 

nowaddthefrosting:

#givethisbitchanoscar

imobsessive:

megustaelfutbol:

onetouchfootball:

Thanks diemannshaftlover for video!!

And there are actually people who don’t like them.

OMG Mesut is SO CUTE!